Climate Change Redemption: Is Humanity Writing Its Greatest Comeback Story?
I was enjoying a peaceful nap when I saw a headline: Could Climate Change Be Reversing Itself? My ears twitched—excuse me, what? After years of hearing the world was ending, humans have suddenly remembered they have brains. Carbon capture, reforestation, clean energy… they’re finally trying.
Meanwhile, my human? She’s still battling Google rankings like it’s life or death. Honestly, if humans optimized their health the way they optimize websites, we’d all be immortal by now.